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May 24, 2007

Anti-Smoking Vigilantes Strike Mon Valley

Cartoon: The Tube City Tiger Takes The Law Into His Own Hands ... er, Paws.

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May 23, 2007

Cheap Shots and Half-Truths

Cluttered items from an empty mind:

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What the hell: I paid $3.09 a gallon for 87 octane gas on Tuesday night. Jumpin' Jimmy Carters, this is worse than odd-and-even days. And the next wise-arse who says, "Well, they pay a lot more in Europe, I think we should be paying more," should be forced to ride from Rhode Island to Seattle in a 1970s school bus.

Of course, you could use public transportation, unless you ride the 50B Glassport, the Clairton, White Oak or Jefferson flyers, or any of the McKeesport local routes that are down to five or six trips a day. And about the service cuts: I suppose it's slightly better than the original plan to eliminate all local McKeesport routes --- we die from a thousand little cuts instead of a guillotine.

The Mon-Fayette Expressway looks like a better and better idea. Yep, let's build new highways, spread people further out, and make 'em use their cars more!

As for public transportation, I know the state can't fund it adequately, but at least work is underway on that new arena for the hockey team. Let's go Pens!

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Speaking of Mr. Peanut: Way to show some backbone, Jimmy. You folded like a cheap card table. Now I remember why we look back on the Carter administration with such fondness. Says Mark Evanier, "You get the idea that the man's just plain giddy that he's no longer regarded as our worst recent president?"

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Nobody Cares, But: I rarely write about writing, because no one but other writers care. On the off chance that someone does give a rat's patoot, however, I thought I'd give a little insight into the "creative" process as it's practiced around Tube City Omnimedia's World Headquarters overlooking Our Fair City.

Sometimes aspiring writers ask me for advice. After I tell them, "Don't become a writer," I tell them to "revise, revise, revise."

I did a lot of weird things during my failed career as a newspaper writer (sitting around in my stocking feet, for instance), but one that I'm not ashamed of was my habit of printing out my stories and editing them over a cup of coffee. My editor at the Observer-Reporter used to tease me whenever she saw me walking around the newsroom reading from a sheaf of copy paper: "Well, you must be almost done, because you're rewriting."

At right is a page from the long-promised G.C. Murphy book, which is going to be finished someday --- in fact, it's due to the publisher next Wednesday. (Next Wednesday? Holy crow, why am I writing this drivel?)

Depending on how I count, this is either the third or fourth draft, and you can see how much I'm still marking up, trimming and rewriting. Never let your first draft be your final draft --- edit your work and when you're done, edit some more.

You also have to learn how to cut passages of which you've really become fond. Former cow-orker Dave Copeland, who's apparently written a few things here and there, talked about this a few weeks ago. Writing teachers call it "killing your children," and I've had to kill a whole chapter of the Murphy book --- it had some funny stuff, but it just wasn't working.

Sure, you can --- as my art teacher, Sister Dorothy Ransil used to say --- "futz too much." At some point, you have to back off and say, "OK, it's good enough." (Another old O-R mentor, chief photographer Stan Diamond, used to tell me, "They can't all be Pulitzers.")

But if you want to be a writer, learn to edit your work ruthlessly. Few people have ever looked at an article, book or blog posting and said, "Gee, I'd like to read that, but it's too darn short."

Oh, and how to live on ramen noodles and peanut butter.

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Get a Grip: Dan Rooney is wringing his hands with anguish over the fact that one of his coaches accidentally sent a dirty video out via email to half the known world. The usual suspects in the media are cluck-clucking their tongues.

The guy screwed up, but it's not necessary for the Steelers to cover him with ashes and flog him. It's the National Football League, not a ballet school for pre-teen girls. I don't seriously think many football players and coaches would be offended. I'll bet the air in the locker room at Heinz Field is plenty blue on game days.

And any fans that are offended are hypocrites: If you don't mind the cheerleaders and the endless bikini-clad bimbos hawking beer on TV during time outs, then cry me no tears about emailed porn.

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May 22, 2007

Tragedy on Tragedy

The song "Mercy, Mercy, Mercy" by Cannonball Adderley came on the radio as I started this Almanac. That somehow seems appropriate.

The young man who died yesterday when the car he was driving slammed into DiSalla's Pizza in Munhall Junction apparently had an older brother who was shot to death in Mon Vue Heights last year.

According to the Post-Gazette, Homestead police spotted a car going the wrong way down a one-way street just after 12 a.m. Monday. When they tried to stop it, the car fled and the police pursued. A few minutes later, the car crashed into the wall of DiSalla's, narrowly missing one of the customers and critically injuring the driver, identified as Terrance Raiford, 17, of West Mifflin.

Raiford died last night at UPMC Presbyterian hospital.

Last year, Raiford's brother Eric Martin, 20, a specialist in the Army National Guard who was home on leave from Iraq, was shot in the back in Mon Vue Heights in what police called a "senseless, cold-blooded" killing. A 19-year-old McKees Rocks man was charged with homicide in connection with the slaying, but no motive --- if any --- has been revealed.

Martin, a former star tight-end on the West Mifflin High School football team, left behind a one-month-old girl. Now his mother and stepfather have another tragedy to cope with --- another son has died senselessly. KDKA reports that two loaded handguns were found in the car. If that's true, it explains why Raiford ran; otherwise, driving the wrong way down a one-way street is at worst a $25 fine.

There's no moral to this story, just despair that 17-year-olds are dying in car crashes after police chases, and that 20-year-old Iraq war veterans are being gunned down in the street for no apparent reason.

If you're a praying person, say a prayer for the Raifords. Say a prayer for the community.

Mercy, mercy, mercy.

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May 21, 2007

Back Home Again In Pennsylvania

Thoughts on returning from four days and three nights in beautiful southwestern Ohio at the annual geekout:

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A few years ago, I described Dayton, Ohio, as looking like a large McKeesport: "(S)ome very nice sections, some very seedy sections, and a large muddled middle that could go either way."

I am happy to report that Dayton seems to have cleaned up its act ... a little bit. There are still lots of boarded-up buildings downtown and on the west side of town, but it looks like they're trying to make an effort to address blight.

The parallels with the Pittsburgh area are still pretty obvious --- Dayton is a middle-class industrial city devastated by the loss of its major employers, struggling to support its basic infrastructure while the tax base is collapsing.

It turns out there's another parallel, according to Sunday's Dayton Daily News, and it's a dubious honor to share: Dayton, like McKeesport and Pittsburgh, is still sharply divided along racial lines:

Areas in East Dayton were up to 99 percent white in 2000, while West Dayton had tracts that were up to 98 percent black. A few tracts, mostly in neighborhoods close to North Main Street, had diverse populations ranging from about 36 to 66 percent white ...

Scroggins, who is black, said the general pattern she has seen is that most people choose to live where their families have lived ... Wietzel thinks market forces determine who lives where, and he thinks city neighborhoods will become more integrated naturally as quality housing is developed in neighborhoods that have traditionally been racially homogeneous. He said another element that is needed is an economic recovery that will bring new homebuyers into the area.


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I can't speak for Dayton, but neighborhoods in the Mon-Yough area are not going to be "mixed" as long as --- and I might as well just say it --- racial attitudes remain stuck in 1940s Selma, Ala.

Some percentage of people will protest that "there are black racists, too," and that "some of their best friends are black," and blah, blah, blah. Perhaps, but it's not African-Americans who are moving away from the area because there are "too many white people."

I have heard some astonishingly racist things said by friends and relatives, and I'll bet you have, too. I have not always argued with them as strenuously as I should have. That makes me a coward, and maybe it also makes me a racist.

We have a lot of supposedly educated people standing around, scratching their heads and wondering why Western Pennsylvania is still losing population --- especially young people.

I have a theory. We have a sizable and growing African-American population in the Mon-Yough area ... McKeesport is about 25 percent, while Braddock is more than 66 percent.

I wonder how many talented black teen-agers go away to college and never return to our area because they don't see any opportunities for themselves here? Why stay in the Mon Valley when a certain percentage of people are going to treat you like you're some sort of criminal?

You don't really notice how segregated the Pittsburgh area is until you travel through the South or many northern urban areas and see more African-American professionals, more integrated neighborhoods, and more diverse groups of people having lunch, playing softball, and arguing with each other.

It's no wonder that many of those areas are booming economically while Pittsburgh, Dayton and Cincinnati (another notoriously segregated metro area) are lagging behind.

Let's think about that the next time we hear someone uncork a ripe slur. More importantly, let's act.

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Interesting, But Useless, Fact: Besides being the "birthplace of aviation" --- a fact that Dayton tourism publications, highway signs, obscene postcards, etc., point out every 10.5 seconds --- the city is also the birthplace of leaded gasoline and Freon. For obvious reasons, Dayton doesn't brag about those "better things for better living," as DuPont used to say.

Chemist Thomas Midgley Jr. developed tetraethyl lead as a gasoline additive while working for General Motors' Delco division and Freon for its Frigidaire division, both headquartered in Dayton. Tetraethyl lead, sold under the trade name "Ethyl," was designed to boost gasoline octane in high-compression engines; while Freon was a replacement for toxic refrigerants like ammonia.

Around Dayton, GM Executive Charles "Boss" Kettering tends to grab the glory --- there are buildings named for him and his family at the National Air Force Museum, the University of Dayton and Antioch University, and there's also Kettering Medical Center in the upscale suburb of Kettering, Ohio.

Yet Midgley did the work that made refrigeration affordable and safe and interstate highways possible. The trade-offs for those miracle inventions were lead poisoning and damage to the ozone layer and global warming, of course, but to quote one of my favorite movies, "you can't have Falstaff and have him thin."

Or something like that. Maybe the lead has gotten to my brain. (Midgley eventually contracted lead poisoning and had to take a leave of absence from Delco to recover.)

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P.S.: Incidentally, now you'll understand all of the "Ethyl" jokes in Warner Brothers cartoons from the 1940s. Gasoline with "Ethyl" was probably the most celebrated consumer product of its day. (Think "Wi-Fi" now.) And you're welcome.

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You've Got Crap! While I was off-line, only 62 spam emails made it through the filters. Most of them advertised various penny-stock frauds. Anyone who invests in a stock that they heard about in a badly-written email from "Mcelroy Freda" or "Moises Klein" deserves to lose their money.

If the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, then spam is a tax on people who are in danger of drowning in the shower.

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