Aw, I love it here, you know
that. But you gotta admit, we can be pretty goofy. (My dear, sainted
mother always says that when the end of the world comes, she wants to
be in the Mon Valley, because we’ll get it 10 years after everyone
else.)
Click here to proceed to
Tube City Almanac, where what
passes for “normal” service resumes Wednesday.
And for the record, my goatee definitely drew attention away from my
combover, Colteryahn iced tea is way better than Turner’s, and everyone
knows a Buick Grand National is cooler than a Camaro.