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July 04, 2008

There's Gonna Be Fireworks

Update: I just gotta add this, with a tip of the Tube City hard hat to Francesco Marciuliano:



. . .

A Bang-Up Fourth: If the weather cooperates today --- and that's a big "if" --- a full slate of Independence Day activities are planned at Renziehausen Park.

City Recreation Director Jim Brown says three country and western bands will entertain at the bandshell, starting at 2 p.m., when Bren Marie takes the stage.

At 4:30, it's Buck Wyld, and from 7 to 9 p.m., John Kiger.

Refreshments will be on sale throughout the afternoon, including hot dogs, kolbassi, ice cream and funnel cakes, but the biggest attraction comes at 10 p.m., when the Mon-Yough area's biggest July 4 fireworks display gets underway.

Brown recommends that visitors arrive as early as possible to find a parking place.

"During the day, there are plenty of spots in the park," he says. "After 8 o'clock, that's when it gets really, really packed."

Attendees should plan to bring a blanket or lawn chair to sit on, Brown says.

There's no rain date planned, he says, so Brown and others have their fingers crossed that the clouds will part for at least a little while today. "This weather has been murder," he says.

. . .

P.S.: The concert by Chuck Blasko's Vogues set for last Sunday at the Renzie bandshell was rained out, Brown says. It's been rescheduled for this Sunday at 7 p.m.; the concert is free, so bring a blanket and plan to attend!

. . .

Snap, Crackle, Stop: City Councilman Darryl Segina doesn't mean to be unpatriotic, but Independence Day is rapidly becoming his least-favorite holiday.

The reason? All of the fly-by-night fireworks vendors who set up shop around the valley.

"We're putting fireworks into the hands of amateurs and children," Segina said. "We've got neighbors getting into fights about it, because they're worried about their houses catching on fire."

He said he'd counted at least six different vendors around McKeesport in the weeks before the holiday.

State law permits residents to use "ground and hand-held sparkling devices" and "novelties."

Forbidden for private use without a "display permit" are cherry bombs, M-80s, M-100s, "Roman candles," and any explosive devices or aerial devices.

But they're not illegal to sell to "non-Pennsylvania residents" --- the legal fiction is that purchasers will take them out of state (wink, wink) before lighting them.

"We can't stop them," City fire Chief Kevin Lust told the Almanac. "We tried two years ago --- you're allowed to sell them, but you're not allowed to use them. It's unbelievable."

City Solicitor J. Jason Elash said the city collects a $1,000 permit from vendors, and that they are required to file a business-privilege tax form.

Otherwise, Pennsylvania municipalities have little oversight over transient fireworks vendors.

Lust said many of the fireworks on sale from roadside tents are legal; rather than shooting into the air, they just make a showers of sparks and smoke on the ground.

But as he and others pointed out, "legal" doesn't mean "safe." Segina noted that many fireworks are imported under less-than-rigorous conditions, and that the results can be unpredictable and dangerous.

"I don't know where the state legislature is on this issue, but they've really got to crack down on this," he said.

Posted at 12:00 am by Jason Togyer
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July 03, 2008

No Rabbits, Just Red in City Budget

City Administrator Dennis Pittman wrote a name on a slip of paper last night --- "Harvey" --- and passed it to Mayor Jim Brewster.

As in the giant rabbit from the Pulitzer-winning play and the movie of the same name starring Jimmy Stewart.

As in the "super rabbit" that City Controller Ray Malinchak says that Brewster will have to "pull out of his hat" to keep the city in the black this year.

But if a six-foot-tall talking rabbit like "Harvey" was standing by, ready to help, he wasn't speaking up at last night's city council meeting.

. . .

A combination of rapidly rising fuel costs, unexpected expenses and revenue shortfalls has the city staring into a half-million-dollar hole this summer.

As a result, Brewster said he has asked every department head to conserve resources and money. Police cars, for instance, are no longer to be left idling while not in motion.

"We can't even pave some streets right now, because paving a street which used to cost four to five thousand dollars now costs $20,000," he said. "As employees leave, we're not replacing them, which is not a good thing."

Besides escalating oil prices, the biggest unbudgeted expense this year is an unprecedented 83 percent increase in the health insurance premiums paid for about 80 city employees to Highmark, the region's Blue Cross/Blue Shield affiliate. The additional charge amounts to $620,000.

Although the city is negotiating with another health insurance carrier, Brewster said premiums are still likely to go up as much as $300,000.

. . .

Revenues are off by $150,000 --- the amount the city expected to be paid by a cellular telephone company that wants to erect a tower at the old Union Avenue reservoir.

The proposal was tabled when residents of the Seventh Ward expressed concerns about increased RF radiation the tower might generate; the mayor said last night he and council have asked for a report on the health effects of cell towers, and will have another meeting with residents to discuss the report before taking any action.

Other unexpected expenses have included emergency repairs to a collapsed sewer main on Palm Street and to the roof of the former municipal building at 201 Lysle Blvd., now used by police and firefighters.

. . .

Brewster said last night he's "working" on several things in hopes of balancing the budget. City officials say they're very close to signing several tenants for the empty offices at 201 Lysle.

And it's still possible that the cell phone tower will be erected on Union Avenue.

"But if it phases in late enough in the year, we'll get maybe $10,000," Pittman said, "and the rest will be a receivable. That $140,000 a year from now won't pay any bills in December."

The state's decision to allow the annual $52 occupation, or "emergency services," tax to be paid quarterly, rather than as a lump sum, will also hurt the city's cash flow in the fourth quarter, he said.

. . .

In Other Business: Plans to build a new regional courthouse in the Third Ward continue to progress, Brewster said.

Last week, city and county public works employees cleared weeds and debris from the so-called Capco property along Walnut Street, where the courthouse is likely to be built.

The lot holds a half-finished warehouse that was going to be used by the now-defunct Capco Construction Co.

Capco was seized by federal investigators after authorities discovered its founder, Thomas Cousar, was diverting funds and material from U.S. government projects to his own businesses.

The property on Walnut Street is now owned by the Redevelopment Authority of Allegheny County, which had underwritten a $400,000 loan to Capco.

Brewster said he's been in steady contact with Allegheny County Executive Dan Onorato and District Attorney Stephen Zappala Jr.

"Once it's completed, 35 different communities will be coming to your city to our courthouse, which I think is a tremendous thing for McKeesport," he said.

The mayor said he could not comment further on reports that the parent company of the Tribune-Review and Daily News was considering the city for the site of a $75 million printing plant.

"I'm not at liberty to discuss it, but as we get more permission, we will disclose more details," Brewster said. "It's got great possibilities."

Posted at 07:34 am by Jason Togyer
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July 02, 2008

Do the Math


That's not my "economic stimulus" check. It's worse. Much worse.

It's the second year in a row that I've received a $1 check from the gubmint for overpaying my taxes.

I may be the last person in the world who still does his own 1040 form, by hand, without help from a computer program.

And for the third consecutive year, I've screwed it up. Three years ago, I got a cream-colored "FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY" envelope from the IRS and nearly soiled myself. I looked like Ralph Kramden. Did they find out about the statue with the clock in its stomach that I won at the Raccoon Lodge Christmas party?

No, but I was being asked to submit a check for $6 to the IRS, because I had underpaid my taxes.

Then, last year and this year, I got back $1 for overpaying.

God is trying to tell me to have someone else do my income taxes next year.

But look at it this way. H&R Block this year charged the average consumer more than $172 to prepare their taxes. TurboTax costs $45.

Between the $6 extra I owed in 2006, and the $2 I got back this year and last year, I'm only down $4, instead of $45 or maybe $172.

Maybe the money I'm saving should go into some remedial math classes, because clearly I need them.

. . .

Speaking of remedial math, state Rep. Jim Casorio, Democrat from Irwin, doesn't need any math help.

Casorio can figure out that the $3.2 million that North Huntingdon's taxpayers cough up for police protection is a lot more than the $0 that neighboring Hempfield Township pays.

In case you didn't realize it, Hempfield --- which has more residents than both North Huntingdon and McKeesport, more than Monroeville and White Oak combined --- doesn't have its own local police and doesn't spend a nickel for protection, except what all state residents pay in Pennsylvania taxes.

According to the Penn State Data Center, there are only 20 communities in Pennsylvania that have a larger population than Hempfield.

As for municipalities with more than 10,000 residents, only four occupy more square miles (76.6) than Hempfield. (It's even larger, by area, than Pittsburgh.)

Yes, assuming you live in a community with a police department, you pay for the police needs of Hempfield's 41,000, mostly white, middle-class residents.

That's why Casorio and state Rep. John Pallone of New Kensington have introduced legislation that would obligate communities with more than 10,000 residents to create their own local police forces, or pony up $100 per person to pay for state police protection.

. . .

Of course, Hempfield and Unity township officials can also do remedial math. And they're complaining that Casorio's proposal would put an unfair burden on their residents.

"If the state finds a need that they need to increase the state police complement, then the state should of itself fairly find a way of supporting that, not penalizing some residents of the state of Pennsylvania or some municipalities of the state of Pennsylvania, and not others," Hempfield Supervisor Doug Weimer told the Tribune-Review.

"Penalizing" them! Wow!

These same officials attracted many of their new residents to their townships over the past 20 years by "keeping their taxes low."

Well, sure, it's easy to keep taxes low when everyone else is subsidizing your costs.

I found it interesting to learn that about 56 percent of Hempfield residents are registered Republicans.

That means many of them also write letters to the Trib complaining loudly about welfare and Medicaid recipients who are "sponging" off the government.

. . .

I'd like to propose a compromise. Hempfield and Unity township can continue to get free police protection, but all cars registered in Hempfield and Unity will have to carry a bumper sticker that says "WELFARE RECIPIENT."

And signs will be erected at the township borders that read, "HOME OF THE PARASITES."

"Political analysts" are already predicting this bill won't go anywhere, because legislators who represent welfare capitals like Hempfield will be afraid to vote for it.

But good for Casorio and Pallone for putting their cards on the table.

As for Unity and Hempfield: What a bunch of whiny deadbeats.

If you're so broke, I'll send you my $1 tax rebate. It's the least I can do ... and it's about all I'm willing to do.

Posted at 07:00 am by Jason Togyer
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July 01, 2008

C'mon, Let's Twist Again

If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, maybe too much knowledge is even more dangerous, at least when it comes to the weather.

Specifically, if you're talking about those computer-generated 3-D storm-tracking weather graphics that the three big Pittsburgh TV stations use.

As some of you know, I work part-time in local radio at two different stations. Sunday afternoons usually find me "riding the board" in North Versailles.

This past Sunday, I was working the day watch when the Emergency Alert System box squawked to life, printing out a little receipt that looked something like this:



My reaction, needless to say, looked something like this:



. . .

Our station is better equipped than most, but we don't have a news department, so we don't have an AP wire machine, and Internet access is limited. My connections to the outside world on Sundays are confined to the telephone, a police scanner and an RCA ColorTrak TV that's 30 years old, if it's a day.

Also, we run a fair amount of pre-recorded programming, which means I had to find a point to interrupt the ongoing show that wouldn't be too disruptive, and issue a warning that made some sense to the listener.

So I broke into the program, issued the tornado warning, and turned on the police radio and the TV to see if I could get more information.

Although the police radio was mercifully quiet, the coverage on the tube strongly suggested that I should get my affairs in order, particularly the reports on KDKA-TV, which offers something called "VIPIR" weather.

. . .

VIPIR weather systems, according to the company that sells them, "automatically (track) the most dangerous storms at neighborhood-level" and offer images detailed down to two feet.

That enabled KDKA to start tracking the path of the "tornado cell," which (according to the station's full-color digital map) passed through the intersection of Richland Avenue, Pittsburgh-McKeesport Boulevard and Bettis Road.

Since my house is on the hill next to Bettis Lab, this was a bit of unpleasant news.

Continuing east, KDKA reported with an alarming level of precision, the "cell" (painted in an angry purple color, like a bruise) would arrive in North Versailles at 5:50 p.m.

"In fact," the meteorologist said, "VIPIR shows it passing directly over the Pittsburgh Plaza East Shopping Center."

. . .

Pittsburgh Plaza East is the shopping center that's home to the Destinta Theater, and the radio station is close enough to see the shopping carts in the parking lot of the Giant Eagle next door.

Except that the radio station is higher than the shopping center.

So, if there really was a tornado on the way, and KDKA's pinpoint VIPIR weather was correct, I had picked exactly the wrong places to 1.) buy a house, and 2.) work.

At the bottom of the hour, I interrupted the current programming again to repeat the tornado warning. Luckily, the quiver in my voice drowned out the sound of my knees knocking.

. . .

Well, the wind howled, and the rain came down in sheets, but we survived otherwise unscathed. Twenty minutes later, the rain had stopped, and I went down the hill for a cup of coffee.

A group of tornado-chasers was pulling out of the parking lot --- they told the clerk that they heard a tornado had hit McKeesport, and they were disappointed because they hadn't seen anything.

I almost felt sorry that they had wasted a trip. Hey, maybe we'll do better next time.

. . .

When you take basic math and statistics classes in high school and college, you're warned against "false precision."

"False precision" practically defines TV weather, which now offers "neighborhood forecasts" that confidently report the high temperature tomorrow in Library will be 78, while the high in Glassport will be 79.

Really? What if it's 78 in Glassport and 79 in Library? Do we get a refund? Isn't it enough to say --- like the National Weather Service does --- that highs will be "in the upper 70s"?

. . .

I'm guessing no one at KDKA-TV took math and statistics, or else they skipped those courses in favor of "Introduction to Teeth-Whitening," because they love false precision.

At several times on Sunday, they also issued VIPIR weather warnings for the McKeesport-area communities of "Otto" and "Port Perry."

You surely know where Otto and Port Perry are, right? No?

Well, "Otto" is a tiny borough near the present-day Mansfield Bridge that merged into Glassport in 1902, while "Port Perry" is an abandoned section of North Versailles.

. . .

No, I'm not making that up: KDKA was calmly reporting that the "storm cell" would pass through "Otto" and "Port Perry." I'm betting that no one lives in Port Perry except raccoons and squirrels, and that no one who lives in Otto knows that they live in Otto.

Apparently, VIPIR's data is a bit old, or else it doesn't distinguish between mere points on the map and actual incorporated communities.

It's too much to hope that some human at KDKA would look at VIPIR's output and say, "Hmm. I never heard of 'Otto' and 'Port Perry,' might as well leave those out."

. . .

As for me, I think I'll go back to getting my weather from the Old Farmer's Almanac.

Their weather maps aren't in color, they don't come with flashing alarms and warnings, and best of all, they're a lot less precise.

Besides, according to the Old Farmer's Almanac, the moon is favorable in McKeesport this week for planting turnips and broccoli, and I'll bet VIPIR doesn't know that.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure about planting conditions in Otto and Port Perry. You'll have to work those out on your own.

Posted at 07:17 am by Jason Togyer
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