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Today's sermon is by the Rev. S.S. Kresge, pastor of the Discount Temple of Troy, the church with the blue lights on the steeple, where all of your tithing is 25 percent off:
On Palm Sunday, Christians commemorate the day when, according to the Gospels, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the back of a donkey, got up, and went into the temple to teach and pray.
Less than a week later, Jesus had been crucified, died and was buried, but the Bible tells us that on the third day, He rose again.
All of Western Civilization has its roots in these events of 2,000 years ago. But it only occurred after Jesus rode into Jerusalem on His donkey.
Let this be a lesson to each of us:
Whether you're in Jerusalem or McKeesport, nothing happens until you get up off of your ass.
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