Tube City Almanac

November 24, 2004

Bits 'n Bytes

Category: default || By jt3y

Several people, upon reading my screed yesterday, questioned whether I could take a "flyer" to work from one of the park-and-ride lots. Unfortunately, I live in the Bermuda Triangle of PAT service. The nearest place for me to catch a flyer would be Swissvale, or, barring that, Lincoln Highway. I'm nowhere near either. I could also leave the car at the park-and-ride lot in Duquesne, but that doesn't help much.

Worse yet, I work in Oakland --- which PAT describes as "Pittsburgh's culturally diverse academic and medical core ... offers something for everyone." Yes, everything except an express bus to the Mon-Yough area. Trafford? Yes. Monroeville? Yes. McKeesport? What are you, some kind of a nut? So, I'm stuck taking two buses. But I do appreciate the advice.

What I really need is a 56J, which would pick me up at my house and deposit me at the office. Oh, it might make a few stops on the way --- for doughnuts, for instance --- but it would skirt all of the other stops and cross-traffic. Of course, between maintenance for the bus and paying the driver's wages, the Port Authority would be losing about $500 on each trip, but I'd be glad to help out. I could vacuum out the bus on weekends. And they wouldn't have to give me a new bus; a nice old GM Coach would suit my purposes.

There's more on the potential PAT service cuts that could happen early next year in Pat Cloonan's story in last night's Daily News.

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Speaking of which, some how I missed this article by classmate and News desker Brian Krasman in last Wednesday's paper. When I finally saw it, I laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry:

Leave it to "Pulp Fiction" to offer the ultimate pastry wisdom.


It was Fabienne who, before her boyfriend Butch participated in a bloody massacre, uttered the now immortal line, "Any time is a good time for pie."


She couldn't be more right. When doesn't a nice slice of apple or strawberry or banana cream pie hit the spot? If you disagree, you should be under intense investigation by the federal government because, in case you didn't know, that's an immediate right-to-surveillance violation according to the Patriot Act.


Brian goes on to survey pumpkin pie offerings at six chain restaurants, ranging from McDonald's ("What greeted me instead was a tube of pumpkin terror. The filling doesn't taste all that great, and it forms a sort of paste at the back of the throat.") to Bob Evans ("It of the country-style menu and servers with creepy bow ties, has risen above the pumpkin patch of pretenders and offered a pie worthy of every Thanksgiving tradition."). Pity the story isn't posted online.

Speaking for myself, just in case anyone from the Department of Homeland Security is reading, I like pie at any time, but only two kinds: Homemade and store-bought.

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So the Pennsylvania General Assembly couldn't seem to get around to passing legislation to help save public transportation, but they did find the time to pass a bill that would forbid local governments from offering wireless Internet service.

Never mind that some communities --- including Pitcairn --- already offer things like cable TV and electric service. No, our solons decided that offering wireless Internet would lead to the collapse of the Commonwealth; hail falling from a clear blue sky and burning as fire upon the ground; and dogs and cats, living together.

Oh, and also, Verizon was against it.

According to Muniwireless.com, consumer protection groups and the City of Philadelphia are lobbying Governor Rendell to veto the bill. (Tip of the Tube City hardhat to BoingBoing.)

Muniwireless has more on what this means to consumers, especially in rural areas or low-income city neighborhoods:

I do not think that municipalities deploy wireless broadband networks as a hobby, a fun thing to do in between council sessions and budget discussions. They do it because there are compelling reasons for it: saving on the city's telecommunications costs, remote utility monitoring, public safety, cheap broadband for low-income families.


Therefore, NOT having a law against municipal deployments does not automatically mean the cities will all rush in to deliver broadband. Placing restrictions on municipal deployments may, however, relieve the pressure on the cable and DSL operators to upgrade their networks, deliver higher bandwidth, lower prices and provide service to low-income neighborhoods. It is this pressure, which a robust, normally functioning "market" should be providing, that the telcos do not want.


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Mrs. Subdivided We Stand makes her online writing debut today:

I was reading the news headlines during my lunch today when I came across this story on ABC News.com:


Headline: Religious Conservatives Demand Changes at Nation’s Parks -- Debate over ‘Moral Values’ Spills Over Into Nation’s Landmarks. ...


The Constitution sets forth a principle that there should be a separation of church and state. So as long as I am stuck here in Jesusland, at least until my visa application to the U.S. of Canada clears, my advice to you is to butt out of my life. I do not need you to dictate what I should view nor how I should view it. If I don’t want to watch something that I find offensive, guess what? I won’t watch it, I’ll just simply walk away. I won’t be inclined to make my personal concerns a political crusade and take the issues to the highest levels of government for them to cleanse in a proper manner. It’s called taking personal responsibility, look into it.


Jonathan Potts has further thoughts on the same theme over at The Conversation.

Um, what they said.

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There's a 50-50 chance that I'll feel like writing something on Thursday for publication Friday --- it depends on how much food I stick in my piehole --- so I'll see you then. Maybe. In any event, I'm thankful for lots of things; among them, my friends, my family, living in a free country (where if the President is irritating me, I have the right to say so), and Derrick Brashear for providing this little platform for me to blow my brains out through my keyboard five days a week! Have a happy and peaceful Thanksgiving!






Your Comments are Welcome!

I think it’s pretty funny that you refer to the 67F from Oakland to Trafford as an express! It may be a one seat ride, but it’s far from a quickie. It regularly took over an hour when I was riding it daily.
Alycia (URL) - November 25, 2004




With all due respect to your correspondent, she is wrong. Nowhere does the U.S. Constitution specify a “separation of church and state.” That phrase was used by Thomas Jefferson in a letter to the Danbury Baptist Association in 1802, and has since been used by the courts (wrongly, I believe) to remove “God” from many public institutions.

What the Constitution does say, in the First Amendment, is this:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”

That is very much different from the “separation of church and state,” translating in most cases to the “separation of God and state,” as forced by organizations like the ACLU. This does not seem to be at all what was intended by the Founding Fathers, who declared that we are “endowed by (our) Creator with certain unalienable Rights,” invoked the “laws of nature and of Nature’s God,” and pledged a “firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence,” all of this in the Declaration of Independence alone.

I could go on, but you get the idea. As for the parks and monuments, I am moderate. Let there be Christian symbols, let there also be Jewish ones, and Muslim ones, and something for Kwanzaa at Christmastime. God does not hold a gun to one’s head forcing them to believe (or what or how to believe), and neither do I think the religious should do so, whether they be Christian, Muslim, or otherwise. But neither do I think we should remove “God” from our nation simply because we cannot agree on who He is, or if He exists. Let the symbols stand, and let each person settle the matter in their own mind.
Alert Reader - November 25, 2004




Geez, I leave you people alone for a day and what do I come back to? Four dozen spam messages for mortgage financing, payday loans and pr0n. This is why we can’t have nice things!

Anyway, she’s not my correspondent. That’s the wife of Bob over at Subdivided We Stand. I could give her name, but I don’t know how general knowledge it is. Also, then I’d have to shoot you.

I do think the people running around trying to chisel “In God We Trust” off of buildings are overreacting. Especially when trying to remove, say, 10 Commandments plaques that have stood for 100 years or so. Just as you need to demonstrate that a product is dangerous before you can have it banned from the market, someone should have to demonstrate that a 10 Commandments plaque, for instance, is causing harm, and I don’t think they can.

But “respecting an establishment of religion,” IMHO, does mean “any religion” or even the general idea of a higher power. The gubmint needs to stay out of my religious beliefs, and my religion needs to stay out of my gubmint.

There is too much evidence —- Ireland, for instance, or in an extreme case, Iran —- that religious involvement in state affairs is a bad idea.

Can’t we get back to talking about buses again or something?
Webmaster (URL) - November 25, 2004




You’re right. I missed the opening paragraph before her screed and thought it was a letter to the editor. Or something.

Anyway, I have posted a similar response on her (his?) blog. Flames will abound, I am certain.

And your observations on chiseling off the Ten Commandments are, I think, dead on. The courts have generally held (although not always) that such mentions of God as are in the DOI, on our currency, the invocations of Congress and the courts, etc. are not religion-specific and are part of our historical tradition, and therefore acceptable.

“Respecting an establishment of religion,” from what I have read, was not to preclude religion in general, but to prevent the United States from establishing a national or state religion as the King of England had done. Belief in God was not considered a religion per se, and in fact, it was illegal for many years for an avowed atheist to hold federal office. Even those of our founding fathers who were not Christian (Thomas Jefferson, for example, was a Deist) clearly believed in God.

So the debate will continue. Who was it that said never to discuss religion or politics? Now we have both.

P.S. While I am typing this, just to throw a bone to multiculturalism, Walter Cronkite is narrating a PBS documentary on the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. (If the ACLU is one of the underwriters, the circle is complete!)
Alert Reader - November 25, 2004




FWIW, Dan Rather has now been the anchor of the CBS Evening News longer than Uncle Walter. In fact, I think Walter has been off of the CBS News longer than he was the anchor. So why is that Unca Walt still more identified with the newscast than Dan?

It must make Dan madder than a Texas toad on hot Abilene asphalt.
Webmaster (URL) - November 26, 2004




You know, I got a form letter from Walter Cronkite prior to the election expressing his view of the Bush administration as the spawn of Satan (more or less), and seeking to raise money for some liberal cause whose name I don’t remember. I guess Uncle Walter has the right to advocate for whomever he chooses, but it took away some of the long-held respect I’ve had for him. And I would have felt the same if he’d claimed that Kerry was the antichrist. It’s just not worthy of his distinguished and objective career.
Alert Reader - November 26, 2004




I tend to agree with you about Uncle Walter’s political lobbying. At the very least, he only reinforces the suspicion that many people have about liberal bias in the media —- and specifically at CBS.

And that’s the way it is, this Saturday, November the 27th, 2004.
Webmaster (URL) - November 27, 2004




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