Category: default || By jt3y
This just in: At this hour, "the temporary" John McIntire is devoting his entire KDKA (1020) talk show to last night's incident at the Downtown GetGo.
McIntire says Our Fair City has the potential to become "the fake severed penis capital of the United States."
I'm trying to envision that painted on the side of the police cars and the fire trucks, and I'm just not seeing it.
McIntire is speculating that this couple was actually using the patented "Whizzinator," a device designed to simulate the human male member which can be filled with urine and used to beat drug tests.
I have just reviewed the products on the Whizzinator website, and now, I have to run off and wash my eyes out with bleach.
You know, I never thought I'd hear an hour-long discussion about McKeesport and fake penii on KDKA, formerly the radio home of "Uncle Ed" Schaughency, Ed and Wendy King, Rege Cordic, Sterling Yates and Mike Levine. On WEDO, sure, but not on KDKA.
Meanwhile, and I am not making this up, Giant Eagle management is assuring the public that --- in the interest of cleanliness --- the microwave used to warm up the fake organ in question has been discarded.
We can sleep soundly; our long, national nightmare is over.
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