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December 05, 2006

Deep Thoughts From a Shallow Mind

Category: default || By jt3y

Does anyone really believe that Luke Ravenstahl is qualified to be mayor of Pittsburgh?

I don't have a dog in this fight, of course, and I know next to nothing about Ravenstahl --- or as Will Rogers said, all I know is what I read in the newspapers. For all I know, he's nice to animals, a snappy dresser and as Homer Simpson said after meeting God, "perfect teeth, nice smell --- a class act all the way."

I just don't think that two years as a city councilman, and no other business or governmental experience, qualifies him to be mayor.

What should the qualifications be for that office? I don't know, but like Potter Stewart, I know it when I see it, and Ravenstahl doesn't have them.

And no, I'm not jealous, just because he's mayor of Pittsburgh and I, a few years older, couldn't get elected president of a Lincoln Borough bowling league.

I'm also puzzled by the rush by various elected officials, like Allegheny County Executive Dan Onorato and U.S. Rep. Mike Doyle, to endorse Ravenstahl's campaign for election.

I'm not sure what they hope to accomplish --- is this merely an attempt to keep the peace between the city, county and federal governments? Do they want to forestall any potential Democratic primary fight? Do they think that Ravenstahl is pliable and that he'll go along with them?

I like and respect Onorato and Doyle, and I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt --- that they see some quality in Ravenstahl that isn't obvious to an outsider.

I'd sure like to see some of those qualities for myself.

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The O'Connor ‘Legacy’: Ravenstahl has been very careful, of course, to associate himself with Bob O'Connor's family and colleagues. No doubt that may help his campaign.

But it always puzzles me to hear people talk about Bob O'Connor's "legacy." There is no O'Connor legacy as mayor --- that's why his untimely death was such a tragedy.

A death alone, even from the disease that claimed O'Connor's life, is not necessarily tragic --- people die from terrible diseases all the time --- but he had spent at least a decade preparing to be the mayor of Pittsburgh, and never got a chance to do much of anything. Fate has rarely been so cruel.

As for O'Connor's few months in office, they were a mixed bag. His public statements struck all of the right positive notes, and I think he brought a real sense of optimism to the city at a time it desperately needs it.

But O'Connor's few public actions while in office were mostly confined to appointing people to offices, and some of those appointments were highly questionable. They seemed motivated more by a desire to find people who were politically suitable or well-connected than by any sort of "reform" impulse.

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Another Brick in The Wal: I notice that the Foodland in Great Valley Shopping Center in North Versailles has closed. From the piled-up old newspapers in the front entrance, it must have happened in late October.

The main culprit, I suspect, is the massive Wal-Mart on the other side of the parking lot. Also vacant is the former Hills store opposite the Wal-Mart on Route 30. It's been empty since the Ames chain went toes-up, of course --- but no one has moved to occupy it. One of the two fast-food restaurants in the parking lot of the former Hills plaza just closed as well, a victim of the lack of traffic, I suppose.

Meanwhile, with the loss of the Foodland, Great Valley --- once a fairly decent little shopping center --- is now "anchored" by two thrift stores.

There's also a good, old-fashioned hardware store there. I'm a regular at the hardware store (I just bought my water heater there) and I'd hate to see them close, but I have to assume that with Wal-Mart across the street, they're hanging on by their toenails.

Wal-Mart's pros and cons have been well debated, and I suppose a Wal-Mart partisan would argue that the Foodland might have been a marginal business, or that Great Valley and Hills shopping plazas have outlived their useful lives, or whatever.

But can anyone deny the obvious --- that where Wal-Mart goes, it tends to suck the oxygen out of all of the surrounding retail stores?

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This Would Be Fun: I was really hoping to call a moratorium on mockery of our outgoing junior senator in the spirit of not kicking someone when they're hurting. (After all, I'm not Rush Limbaugh.)

But it's hard when conservative pundits keep floating trial balloons like this one on the National Review's blog:

AMBASSADOR SANTORUM: How about Rick Santorum for the UN job? Yeah, there'd probably be a confirmation fight. And he may want to take a breather after 16 years in elected office. But it's worth thinking over.


I have a better idea. Rick will no doubt be returning to his lovely home in Penn Hills, and there will be a municipal election for school director next year. The senator has been a very vocal critic of public education, calling it an "aberration," saying that students get a "weird socialization," and criticizing the "clear liberal agenda" of teachers.

I can think of no one better to reform the public education system than Rick Santorum, and I think he should run for Penn Hills school director --- after all, Mr. Santorum is a resident, because he pays taxes there, and he should be able to get up to speed on the local issues very quickly.

Anyway, I'm used to seeing people get elected to school board who seem to hold the system in contempt. Penn Hills might as well get someone who's honest about it.






Your Comments are Welcome!

First, regarding Santorum, I’m still waiting for the day I hear Bob Casey is commuting from Scranton (or even some border town on this side of the Mason-Dixon Line) to Washington. (After all, Specter can hop a train to Philly on a regular basis.)

OK, now to my main message … Onorato and Doyle jumping on Ravenstahl’s bandwagon so soon is a tad weird. Either Bill Peduto is a real threat to Democratic “harmony” in Allegheny County’s alleged first city, or there is a real political prodigy hiding behind the personality that Letterman skewered.

Or, maybe, we’re seeing a modern-day Mr. Smith that could have Jimmy Stewart smiling — or rolling in his grave — depending on how he’s molded along Grant Street.
Does it matter? - December 06, 2006




I didn’t read much farther than the comment about Luke being nice to animals so I could come over here to prick that nugged out of your brain. LUKE KILLED his OWN GOLDFISH. He’s been too busy being mayor, so they went bye-bye. Sorry to have to burst your bubble.

And to the comment above, about Luke or others being a real threat to Democratic “harmony” in Allegheny County — is nothing but pie-in-the-sky BS. There is no such thing as Democratic harmony. These guys live in different neighborhoods. Some even have different zip codes, of all things.
Mark Rautekrus (URL) - December 07, 2006




Ah, Mark, read the whole comment … it was about alleged Democratic harmony in Allegheny County’s alleged first city (i.e., Pittsburgh), not countywide.

(Grant Street may think it is the whole county, but that’s hardly true. And I did say alleged. I prefer a real piece of pie on a plate, with a real cup of coffee beside it.)

I know for a fact that those who live in different Zip codes in this county have a different mindset than those closer to Point State Park (indeed, the difference can be day and night, as long as we’re not talking the feuds within a given municipal boundary).

Having said that, it is still sort of weird to see endorsements so soon.

I will add a caveat: It seems Rep. Doyle virtually recruited Chad Kluko to run against Rep. Tim Murphy in the 18th District (the district cut out to deliberately avoid the county’s four cities).

However, by that time it seemed the national Democrats had given up on trying to unseat Murphy (after Sean Logan, George Matta, Barbara Hafer and Stan Savran turned down the idea).

If the national party had backed Kluko the way it backed Jason Altmire, all of Allegheny County would have Democratic congressmen come January. Doyle’s endorsement, helpful as it probably was in the primary against Tom Kovach, was not enough to aid a candidate outspent nearly 50-to-1.
Does it matter? - December 07, 2006




I thought Allegheny County’s “first city” was You-Know-Where … or are you guys talking about McKeesport’s far northern suburb?
Webmaster (URL) - December 07, 2006




Let’s see, that could be Hell, Monroeville or … could this be a reference to Pittsburgh? Oh, yes, we are talking about Hell … er, Pittsburgh. All due apologies to that true northern suburb of McKeesport, Monroeville.

(Actually, as I was born and once lived there and worked there for 10 years, and have a niece who still lives and works in Pittsburgh, works actually in the Webmaster’s neighborhood, I’m referring to that center of egotism called Grant Street, so my apologies to all other sections of Pittsburgh.)
Does it matter? - December 08, 2006




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