April 1, 2008 • Volume 1 • Issue 1
HOMELAND
SECURITY
- Closing the Borders:
Why White Oak and West Mifflin are digging moats
DO-IT-YOURSELF
- Midnight Plumbing:
Looting your neighbor’s abandoned house ...
how soon is too soon?
AUTOMOTIVE
- Road Test:
1987 Buick Grand National vs. 1986 Camaro IROC-Z
FINE DINING
- Iced Tea Cartons:
Is Colteryahn or Turner’s better with kielbasa?
CINEMA
- Greatest Films of
All Time:
Blues Brothers,
Blazing Saddles
top our experts’ list
WOMEN’S FASHION
- Evening Wear:
Steelers jerseys, big hair are in again
this summer
MEN’S FASHION
- Hair Styles:
Draw attention from your combover with a goatee
PERSONALITY SPOTLIGHT
- Some Random Old
Fart:
Things aren’t like the old days. Why you couldn’t move on Fifth Avenue
on Friday nights! There were five movie theaters in McKeesport and a
streetcar ride to Glassport cost a nickel! But we didn’t have a nickel
back then. Of course, the goddamned unions ruined everything, and the
welfare.
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