I always get in trouble when I write about politics, but eh, what the heck. The waters have finally settled since I dared to write about Khrushchev, so it's time to throw some raw meat to the sharks again.
Imagine that CBS, ABC, NBC and Fox are preempting their regular schedules tonight so that John Kerry can make a speech. (Boy, this really is fantasy!)
Now, imagine that this is what Kerry said, as reported by the Associated Press and carried by the Post-Gazette on the front page:
Kerry asserted that the record of the war to date was not such as to inspire "any sublime faith in the infallibility of our military and naval experts."
Reporting to the nation on his recent world tour, Kerry described as "misdirected censorship" the idea that non-military experts or persons unconnected with the government should refrain from making suggestions about the conduct of the war, "military, industrial, economic or political."
"Let's have no more of this nonsense," Kerry said. "Military experts, as well as our leaders, must be constantly exposed to democracy's greatest driving power --- the whiplash of public opinion developed from honest, free discussion."
After describing what he termed a "reservoir of goodwill" existing in the nations he visited on a trip which took him to the Middle East, China and Russia, Kerry asserted that this reservoir was "leaking dangerously" through holes punched not by Osama Bin Laden, but by us.
Kerry also scored what he termed the "half-ignorant, half-patronizing way in which we have grown accustomed to treating many of the peoples in Eastern Europe and Asia."
"Stupid, arbitrary and undemocratic" censorship, Kerry declared, has resulted in an "atrophy of intelligence," and he said the facts he collected on his trip "should be given to us all."
At another point, Kerry declared: "Men with great power usually like to live free of criticism. But when they get that way, that's the time to increase the criticism.
"We must fight our way through not alone to the destruction of our enemies, but to a new world idea," Kerry said. "We must win the peace."
Allegheny County Chief Executive Dan Onorato wants to block users from searching the county's real estate website by the names of property owners.
According to Justin Vellucci of the Tribune-Review, Onorato told county council the website "has been used for purposes other than those intended by council, such as locating law enforcement officials, teachers, judges and victims of violent crimes."
Interestingly enough, according to Vellucci, Onorato's spokeswoman "could not provide details on those incidents Friday."
Hmm. I don't want to say Onorato might be blowing smoke, but there's a definitely a whiff of something in the breeze.
I don't deny that some baddies have likely used to the property assessment website to look for information on people. Here's the thing: Bad guys have always been able to find out the addresses of people they wanted to harm or stalk. I'm not convinced that the real estate website is such a clear and present danger. And whenever a property is bought or sold, the listing is published in the newspaper anyway. This is a fig leaf at best.
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But do you know who else people can search for on the website? Politicians. They can find out what properties that elected officials own. They can see if those properties are being maintained. And they can see if those local officials are paying their real-estate taxes on time. That includes your school board members, state legislators, borough councilors, township commissioners, etc.
I am not accusing Onorato of any wrongdoing. But I'm against almost every measure to restrict access to public records that the public pays for. We already block the public from searching too many records in this state. (Pennsylvania's open records laws are among the worst in the nation.) We don't need to add more restrictions.
And I am 100 percent against measures which make it harder to keep public officials accountable.
If you care about holding your public servants accountable, write to your county council representative and tell him or her that removing the names from the property database is a bad idea:
Trau and Loevner Inc., a supplier of imprinted sportswear, plans to relocate its distribution and warehouse facilities from Shadyside into the three former A. J. Silberman & Co. warehouses in Braddock.
The company recently completed the purchase of the 62,000-square-foot complex for $795,000. Its current site at 5000 Baum Blvd. in Shadyside was acquired by the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, said Martha Graham of Massaro Properties LLC, who represented Trau and Loevner in its purchase.
Silberman, a wholesale supplier of food, cigarettes, candy and beauty care products, is relocating to the former Mitchell Plastics Inc. building at 267 Blue Run Road in Indiana Township.
The new tenant was described to me as a "T-shirt firm," apparently someone's idea of how to slander a long-established Western Pennsylvania business.
The Silberman boys never shared their father's feelings about helping poor Braddock. No doubt also, the idiots in charge of the Borough Council and the greedy tax collection firm compounded the problem.
What is unpleasant is the role of the state and county agencies in moving a major employer out of the Mon Valley so they can claim it as a new industry for Indianola (near Fox Chapel/O'Hara Twp). There was no chance this business would have moved to Ohio or another state.
There was a book a few years back titled "A Confederacy of Dunces." This problem resulted apparently resulted from an "Aggregation of A--holes." Sad.
The large mayor was so busy attracting non-paying artrists to Braddock he was unable to be a factor in preventing the loss of a major employer.
That's the nice thing about Braddock ... just when you think things can't get much worse, they surprise you!
Sweet sainted ghost of Gilbert F. Myer, I never thought I'd see Port Vue on Page 2 of the Washington Post's "Style" section.
And I never, ever thought I'd see North Huntingdon Township on Page 1 of the "Style" section.
And I never, ever, ever thought that the road to one of the biggest divorce cases in Western Pennsylvania history was running right through Our Fair City.
No wonder philanthropist and publisher Richard Mellon Scaife bought the Daily News. He was driving past the building often enough.
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When Mr. Scaife's divorce papers were plastered all over the Post-Gazette a month ago, I decided: I'm not touching those with a 50-foot pole.
First, it was unseemly.
Second, as much as I enjoy a steamin' glass of schadenfreude as much as the next guy, who amongst us has not been unlucky in love?
I could easily see myself in Mr. Scaife's place. We're a lot alike. After all, we're both self-made media moguls. Oh, sure, he inherited a few dollars, but my mom also bought me a bunch of Series E savings bonds when I was a kid, too.
Anyway, live and let live, that's my motto.
But David Segal of the Washington Post decided to wallow through them. Boy, did he ever! Editor & Publisher calls his story an "epic report" of the "tawdry divorce details."
And if anyone has leaped to the top of the Trib's fecal roster, it's Segal. Right now, I suspect Accuracy In Media is pounding out a 400-page "white paper" on how Segal doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
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McKeesport-Area Lodgings: There's a lot of chortling over the fact that the notorious Doug's Motel on Route 30 in Stewartsville is featured prominently in the Washington Post story. When I covered North Huntingdon, it seemed like some of the patrons at Doug's were frequent fliers on the police blotter.
A quick Google search last night found Doug's (which has changed hands and its name) on a website for "swingers." Somehow I don't think they were talking about people who are fans of the Dodge Dart.
You know, there was a story in a local newspaper a few years ago about a much nicer motel in North Huntingdon ... oh, here it is! It's the Penn-Irwin Motel, near the turnpike.
Anyway, remember, if you have relatives coming in from out of town and they need a place to stay, Tube City Online has a handy guide to McKeesport-area hotels and motels.
The Huntingdon Inn (nee Doug's Motel) didn't make the list, unfortunately, but maybe it should, now that it's world-famous.
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In Other Business: City Councilman Paul Shelly Jr. writes that the lawsuit alleging that the city violated its Home Rule Charter by allowing employees to run for public office "may not be over."
The lawsuit, filed by local political activist and school director Dave Donato, was specifically about the McKeesport Area School Board race. Last week, Allegheny County Judge Eugene Scanlon dismissed the suit.
I'm not a lawyer, but it seems to me that Scanlon is just punting the complaint to Allegheny County District Attorney Stephen Zappala Jr., saying (in effect) that if the charter was violated, then it's up to the DA's office to investigate, because it's a criminal matter, not a civil matter.
Though I don't want to make light of this, "it seems to me that we are engaged in a desperate battle for time," as Bob & Ray said in their classic skit, "Public Lawyer."
Council (sans Shelly) is trying to change the city charter and allow employees to seek certain offices. If the charter is changed, then Donato's complaint becomes moot.
But if the charter stands, then I suspect pressure will mount on either Zappala or the state Attorney General's Office to investigate. Tick ... tick ... tick ....
Put on your poodle skirts and saddle shoes, girls! Guys, get out the Brylcreem and comb your hair into a "DA." "It's Pony Time"!
OK, this clip from about 1968 is too late for saddle shoes and Brylcreem. Would you believe Nehru jackets and go-go boots?
Last month on Pittsburgh Radio Nostalgia, local broadcast historian John Mehno posted a link to a clip on YouTube from "Teen Time," a live dance-party show on Steubenville's Channel 9. Channel 9, then a CBS affiliate called WSTV-TV, is now NBC affiliate WTOV-TV ... the calls changed in 1979.
"Teen Time" was hosted by Del Curtis, who as John and Ed Salamon pointed out on PRN, later worked for legendary New York City country station WHN (1050) under his real name, Del Demontreaux.
(Read the rest at Pittsburgh Radio & TV Online.)
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In Other Business: This is not a photo of the Upper St. Clair police department trying to restrain the McKeesport Tigers on Friday night, but it's close:
When the New Pittsburgh Courier reported last week that Sylvia Washington, who is Black, stormed out of the North Shore Deli after being greeted by an employee wearing a T-shirt depicting lynchings, the stores owner, Karl Mattern, said he, too, was stunned by the incident.
I grew up in this neighborhood. I know where my roots are, and people know me and my family and know were not like that, he said. Ive known Sylvia for years, and for her not to come to me directly, blows my mind.
I told (the clerk) this aint how things are here, but hes a kid and they dont always think. I got a business and my livelihood hereand I dont go for that at all.
High school Principal Cynthia Portman related concerns that band director Robert Reams has about the band travelling to Clairton for Friday's football game ...
Board member Robert Cinpinski recommended school administrators contact the Clairton School District and police department concerning security at Neil Brown Stadium. Board member John Peterman said Clairton officials put the team and band buses inside the stadium and there are separate bleachers on either side of the stadium for fans.
The board recommended the administration make the final call to whether the band and cheerleading squads should not go, but both units will either go or stay home.