Category: default || By jt3y
It's Monday, so it's time for more alleged comedy from my alleged radio show.
I'm not doing embedded audio links any more because they tend to slow down people on dial-up connections ... click here to open a link in a new window.
(You can click on the photo to purchase a finely crafted, diecast-metal 1/18-scale model of a 1966 Cadillac funeral coach. It's a perfect Father's Day present, as long as Dad isn't too worried about his own mortality.)
Hey — you’re young and swingin’!
No time to think about tomorrow!
But still, you can’t deny it.
One day, you’re gonna buy it.
Ferriman, Ferriman
the man with the plan,
the man with the plot.
Ferriman, Ferriman.
He’s the mortician man
who loves you — a lot!
Arthur J. Carlson (URL) - June 04, 2007
Aw, geesh, you should have given a beverage alert with that. I just clicked on your blog and lost my Boylan Ginger Ale through my nose, and those Boylans aren’t cheep, my friend!
Lane in McK - June 04, 2007
I buried my mother-in law face down; so she could see where she was going.
terry - June 05, 2007
Obviously this wasn’t from your 6/3 radio show. The guy who was pinch-hitting for you was a comedy act in himself! His poor, late mother was probably spinning in her burial plot.
Eric - June 07, 2007
I thought I was clicking on a comedy bit, but all I got was another commercial from your other gig at the radio station. Doesn’t the Respulovich spot run right after Mann’s Home Medical on the Frankie Daye Show?
Yer Old Boss - June 11, 2007
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